i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
help me, I even ship their horses
every time they nuzzle Hange is like “eyyyy Levi” and he just looks at his horse like “you fucking traitor”
when someone steals food from your plate
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
"scouty is outy" -scout leaving a room
It takes me a really long time to come to realizations.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THAT MEANS A CHARMANDER IS A CHAMELEON SALAMANDER WITH AN R TO MAKE IT CHAR LIKE FIRE AND THEN BULBASAUR IS A oh just like a leaf bulb on a dinosaur what the fuck gamefreak
SQUIRTLE IS SQUIRT + TURTLE THO